Candy @Bali Spa

I went in to check out this place, not knowing anything about who works there. I was met by the receptionist at the front desk, an older woman (40+) and then Kandy, who appeared to be in her mid to late 30s. I was asked if I wanted full service, but I wasn't sure if I wanted that, so I decided to go for a massage. I wanted to see the other women before going in, and then another woman was invited from behind a curtain. She appeared younger and slightly prettier than Kandy, but I still chose Kandy because of her enthusiasm, which the other clearly didn't have. So I paid $60 for an erotic massage. Kandy appears to be in her mid to late 30s, East Asian. She had brown hair, and a rather average body for her age, not really athletic, but still nice to look at. Her outfit included a push-up bra to make her breasts look appealing. She had some big fake eyelashes on, which I'm not into, but it's not a big issue. Unfortunately, Kandy is very limited in her English. I asked her for the toilet, and she didn't understand what I meant until I made a gesture. Before paying, I asked if the massage would be performed with both of us naked, and she said "yes", but it ended up costing extra. Her native language is probably Mandarin Chinese. So I went into the massage room. She left me to shower as she went into the hall, and she came back while I was still in. I got out of the shower, and she passed me a towel. I asked her if she would also get naked, and she said that for $20 extra she would get naked and I'm allowed to touch her. I payed that, and lay naked face-down on the massage table. Most massages at these kinds of places are not particularly good massages, but I felt like this was one of the better ones. She worked over my shoulders and back with good pressure, then also rubbed over my bum. Then she went to my thighs. At some point, I began to reach over and touch her as she massaged me, which I was allowed to do. After a while, she started to touch my balls from behind, then began to gently pull on my penis. She then told me "I'll give you a deal. $40 for full service". I accepted the offer, and handed her the money. She went to get a condom. Her approach to foreplay was actually quite good for a massage parlour. She started by licking my nipples, and then she let me return the favour. She then went to giving me a covered blowjob, which was quite good. She then did cowgirl position, which is my favourite. Lastly, she went into missionary position, and let me do my thing until I came. Of course, because of our language barrier, the changes in position were initiated by her. She said a whole lot of "Oh yeah, baby!" throughout it. So this was not the best sexual experience that I've ever had, but I was still pleasantly surprised by it. It was the best that I have ever gotten from a massage place (although I've only gotten 4 erotic massages, 3 of which ended up with sex). Overall, for $120, I think I got quite lucky.

Read this in the voice of Karl Pilkington 😂

Thnks for the review GG 👍🏻 Good to see you had a positive experience at Bali, many haven’t!!

There is an important detail that I forgot at the beginning. When I first got in there, I felt quite pressured by Kandy and the receptionist to stay there and buy a service. This made me uncomfortable. I told them that I would go for a walk and then come back, which I did. I then walked to Yifeng, but didn't like the vibe there, so went back to Bali. I met a street prostitute on the way back, but only talked to her. This experience happened about 2 or 3 weeks ago, so unfortunately some details are fuzzy. This was the second of three different massage places that I tried in a rather short time, so it's difficult to remember the details of each individually. I'm trying to remember how it smelled. If I recall correctly, the smell was fine in the room, but there was a faint mould smell in the shower. Of the four massage places that I've visited in the past month, this one may have been the cleanest, or maybe the second cleanest.

Candy is a good choice, I have enjoyed her a few times.