Swan Lake Milf All Stars community thread
At the risk of sounding redundant , Life is a series of endings and beginnings . Time for a fresh start . Let’s move on . For those that may be new here, if you’re looking for girls in their 20’s that’s not their niche . There are plenty of other choices for that. There are a handful of girls in their 30’s But over half will be in their 40’s. Swan lakes niche is Asian Milf Service Queens . If you think you may appreciate : a provider experience where even the well known / popular staff are genuinely friendly and for the most part this is a place where experiencing any attitude is very rare . The sometimes all too common I’m the prize & you’re lucky to be here attitude is pretty much UNHEARD OF at Swan Lake , Hearing of such occurrences is extremely Rare & honestly often reflective of the customer . (CAVEAT being ; although always reflective of your own level of respectful behaviour towards the swan you are seeing as well as her basic boundaries going in of course)! Warm welcomes , genuine friendly smiles and inviting service are the norm here . Where the staff actually enjoy their jobs and clearly truly love having sex w the majority of their clients ( definitely their regulars ) and seem to be of the opinion that life “Could” definitely be much worse than being service providers, & seem to genuinely ( for the most part ) Enjoy the gig ! As well as knowing the owner treats them like gold and gives them complete & utter freedom to come an go as they please allowing each lady to essentially be her own boss , Then you may enjoy SL . At this point I don’t have lot of new information to add , So I will just get the ball rolling w some detailed previous Reviews of some of the “ All Star Lakers “, Lily https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/lily-the-lake-service-queen-w-a-naughty-mouth.344069/ Crystal https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/the-unofficial-swan-lake-sharing-thread.312931/post-2344854 Theresa https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/the-unofficial-swan-lake-sharing-thread-2-0.353807/post-2570257 Ocean https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/ocean-sl.346070/post-2548509 Jessica https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/first-ever-amp-a-swan-lake-review-jessica.294295/ Helen https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/helen-at-swan-lake-a-class-act.329035/ Amy https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/the...and-latest-sharing-thread.370532/post-2712616 Susan https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/the-unofficial-swan-lake-sharing-thread-3-0.359483/post-2626475 Nana https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/nana-sl-thanksgiving-sex-bender-part-2.366139/ Camilla https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/swan-lake-milf-all-stars-community-thread.379121/post-2745974 Maggie still on my radar for future encounters. Judy & Sasha also have their fan base although perhaps slightly more niche . Both do have implants for those that have that preference , & I have read that Judy is good at the dirty talk . Judy looks a touch older and Sasha has stronger features . No biggie in either case . At the time of this post Judy offers greek . Sasha works a lot so her schedule is bit easier and more convenient to see her than the average mp girl’s schedule. I have not yet met Summer but know her reputation is she is “slightly” younger than most swans and supposed to be quite the dose of eye candy as well as a hell of a French kisser . NEW ADDITIONS to the Swan nest that seem to show promise according to others are ; Linda, May , Ruby , Natasha , Amber & Barbie . Please feel free to START ADDING your input , new reviews, experiences, favourites etc
Lilly is the only SP I've ever had where I forgot I was paying for it during the act.
Once you go black said: At the risk of sounding redundant , Life is a series of endings and beginnings . Time for a fresh start . Let’s move on . At this point I don’t have lot of new information to add , So I will just get the ball rolling w some previous reviews of some of the lakers . Lily https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/lily-the-lake-service-queen-w-a-naughty-mouth.344069/ Crystal https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/the-unofficial-swan-lake-sharing-thread.312931/post-2344854 Theresa https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/the-unofficial-swan-lake-sharing-thread-2-0.353807/post-2570257 Ocean https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/ocean-sl.346070/post-2548509 Helen https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/helen-at-swan-lake-a-class-act.329035/ Amy https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/the...and-latest-sharing-thread.370532/post-2712616 Susan https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/the-unofficial-swan-lake-sharing-thread-3-0.359483/post-2626475 Nana https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/nana-sl-thanksgiving-sex-bender-part-2.366139/ Please feel free to start adding your input , new reviews, experiences, favourites etc Click to expand... I great amount of research went into your post. Thanks for sharing! Do they still have the good 90 minute rates?
Cleveland steamer said: Lilly is the only SP I've ever had where I forgot I was paying for it during the act. Click to expand... She is a kind & lovely soul .
Smiling23 said: Do they still have the good 90 minute rates? Click to expand... They do , Have treated myself to the 90 min booking a few times . They’re 90 min appt averages out to around the same as 45 min at an agency incall. Always leave feeling like it’s money well spent . Therapist or 90 min session ? 90 min sesh please
All the ladies that once you go black reviewed are amazing . They are MILF! My favourite is still Helen. I recently tried Susan and she gives great service and is cute.
At SL Amy is still my favourite. Something about her sultry look and soft tummy. She went all out to have me cim!
Lily is my go to when I am in the mood for nasty!
Does anyone know if Jessica is a service queen like the other girls? Does she offer rimming and give the all inclusive experience like the others at SL I've read about? I had a brief 30min session with Jessica which was very enjoyable but it was pretty much FS and out. I would love to book a longer appointment with her if she gives a great massage and rimming etc.
punkluvr said: Does anyone know if Jessica is a service queen like the other girls? Does she offer rimming and give the all inclusive experience like the others at SL I've read about? I had a brief 30min session with Jessica which was very enjoyable but it was pretty much FS and out. I would love to book a longer appointment with her if she gives a great massage and rimming etc. Click to expand... Believe it’s a bit of a ymmv situation. I do know she gives a great massage ( as I had one ) and even though I don’t partake I always assume all the swan girls rim .
holeinone55 said: At SL Amy is still my favourite. Something about her sultry look and soft tummy. She went all out to have me cim! Click to expand... Mine too , Something about her vibe , chill energy but seductive ! I also find she has the prettiest face there for my taste & for me a woman w a particularly sexy face is my kryptonite . Plus her relentlessness to make sure I always leave drained is unparallelled .
Headed up to BC for the US Memorial long weekend and decided to check out some of the places mentioned here. Was staying in Metrotown so first checked out some of the Kingsway places. - Four Seasons: Sign said Open, rang the bell several times and waited 5-10 minutes, no one answered the door. - SaSa: Only one masseuse was available which I recognized from another place and was instantly turned off by the memory. Said I would come back later and walked out. - Great Pharaoh: Three masseuses were available, all three were white, large, tattooed, and very grumpy. Not my taste. Said I would come back later and walked out. - Tokyo Massage: Walked inside and immediately heard loud profanities being exchanged from down the hall, seemed like an employee about to flip off their boss and storm out. Walked out. Then miraculously my luck changed when I decided to get as far away from Kingsway as possible and headed to Richmond. - Swan Lake: Saw Theresa and Judy back to back and needless to say, it was well worth the drive, the time, and the $. Exceptional customer service with a smile. Moral of the story: SL is the golden standard and a sacred institution that should be preserved at all costs. Let's tip extra and keep it running for future generations.
ThePerbinator69 said: first I say, Mr. Once You Go Black, he real poet man. When Uncle read his review, Uncle feel like someone read from holy book of mushroom pleasure. Very inspiring. Because of him, Uncle go to Swan Lake. And wooooyyyy, what a place! Like heaven open small hole and let down sexy angel with warm hand and big heart. Swan Lake… Uncle say now, is number one place. The lady there? Not just lady. They like treasure chest, full of gem, no pirate. All of them kind, sweet, clean, soft like tofu but strong like ox when time to ride. And you know what make Uncle happy? They actually enjoy work. Lady tell me, “We have good team, good mama, we laugh together.” Uncle think, wahhh, this not just spa, this is family. When place happy, service become magic. But anyway… Uncle go see Nana. Oyyyy… Nana, she special. Uncle old now, no lie. When I walk, knee make sound like old washing machine. I book for 1 hour, she ask Uncle, “You want come one or two?” I laugh, say, “ knee already weak, I can only one!” But she smile and say, “Challenge accepted.” She make Uncle explode two time. Not happen since 1993 when Uncle eat whole durian with beer during party with friend. That time I vomit. This time I just happy. Now, Uncle talk quick about other place. Some good, some make Uncle angry like cat lose tail. Orchid in Langley. Massage okay but outside sound like Indian nightclub. Young Indian international student yell, laugh, Uncle cannot relax. I inside room hear “Broooo let’s goooo!” like they play cricket. Not peaceful Aqua in Langley. More quiet but lobby feel like waiting room at dentist. Other man sit so close, Uncle almost say “Excuse me” when our knee touch. They usher you to Laguna sometimes. Both same owner. Mayflower Spa 8601. Uncle say straight, AVOID. You book one girl, mama san give other. I say, “This not flower I pick.” She say, “Same same.” But NOT same. Bait and switch. Lily’s. Very good, Uncle enjoy. Girl nice, smile sweet, talk soft. Not fake smile. Real smile. Maybe come back again after next pension cheque. Lily VIP and Lily nice and clean. Soap make uncle smell so clean and girl so nice. Great Pharaoh. Not bad, clean place, girl pretty, but feel too strict. Like I in classroom, not bedroom. No kiss, no passion, just business. Dragon Spa. Oyyy no. Mama san trick Uncle, rush me, push me like I’m late for bus. I say “Wait wait I not even take off sock.” But she already bring girl I didn’t book. When I with girl I didn’t want Uncle had to imagine JAV to survive. But Swan Lake? Uncle loyal now. If they sell t-shirt, I wear every Sunday. If they have mascot, I dress like duck and dance outside with sign Shame is for young man who still shy. Uncle already live full life. No shame for pleasure. Only regret if you never try You treat lady with respect, they treat you like king. Remember, no king without queen… and soft towel. Word from Uncle to Swan Lake. Swan Lake, please never change. Swan Lake is perfect. Swan Lake provide comfort and happiness that I never experience before. Uncle love Swan Lake, please treat them well everyone. Uncle out! Click to expand... Ho Ho Ha Ha !! UNcle - you are most funny perb I ever read. If you and Mr. Once You Go Black write together - you will be richer than Mr. Musk. I am 84 years young. My Mr. Dong stopped dinging in 2020. My soft gun cannot shoot since 2019. If I take very long drive to the Lake - can the Swans make me as happy as they make you ???
willybong said: can the Swans make me as happy as they make you ?? Click to expand... If you temper expectations on appearance, meaning if you are ok w milf age Asian women, the service itself is second to none. But if your dong stopped dinging in 2020 don’t expect miracles .
Mr Poon said: Lily is my go to when I am in the mood for nasty! Click to expand... It’s nice when you can let all your depravity just hang out there without judgment, even better when someone can match it .
ThePerbinator69 said: Uncle think, wahhh, this not just spa, this is family. When place happy, service become magic. Click to expand... Yes I agree , the general atmosphere is “closer to” a friendly boutique / best little whore house in Texas vibe than any other MP in Van. ThePerbinator69 said: But anyway… Uncle go see Nana. Oyyyy… Nana, she special. Uncle old now, no lie. When I walk, knee make sound like old washing machine. I book for 1 hour, she ask Uncle, “You want come one or two?” I laugh, say, “ knee already weak, I can only one!” But she smile and say, “Challenge accepted.” Click to expand... yes “ if “ you click w her than she can be a freak in the sheets ThePerbinator69 said: Because of him, Uncle go to Swan Lake. And wooooyyyy, what a place! Like heaven Click to expand... glad it worked out for you Uncle. It’s all because of Tina , she is the Genius who created the work culture there . As a result, Swan is an outlier among it’s industry.
Looks like they added 2 new pictures on their LL listing. Anyone know who the lady is? It looks like the same lady in the last 2 pictures.
guitar_pic said: Looks like they added 2 new pictures on their LL listing. Anyone know who the lady is? It looks like the same lady in the last 2 pictures. Click to expand... Looks like the new girl Natasha
Moose63 said: Looks like the new girl Natasha Click to expand... Saw on another review that she doesn’t do bbbj , she must be really beautiful to not offer.
vancouverbcdude said: Saw on another review that she doesn’t do bbbj , she must be really beautiful to not offer. Click to expand... I'm hoping that Tina will convince her to offer.