REV – HE Massage experience from hell…2692

I first saw her ad advertising as a 30y/o Filipino lady Lily doing non-gfe massage and HE, so I thought she might be a MILF working P/T making extra cash. That’s exactly the type of women I am interested in! [:)] Communication was easy and friendly with details (down to where to park with photos of building/surrounding and of herself etc.) so armed with total excitement, I went to meet her for a 30min session while I was on my break. When I got there, she ain’t no 30y/o at all… more like in her late 40’s or maybe even early 50’s. She is about 5’6”, slim, glasses and got pretty nice legs and bum. Secondly, she definitely is not Filipino at all but her English is pretty good and that’s the only good part of this experience. There is no massage table/bed but a super thin piece of foam on the floor. She put a cover on top and told me to lay down and relax. Then the horror of the baby oil starts. [:oops:]Her massage skill is literally non-existence as she just sort of running her hands on your back with the oil. Then the million dollars question – do you like a finger in your ass? [:eek:]Then she tries to convince me how good it feels and good for the prostate. I am thinking if you can’t do a normal massage right, am I stupid to trust your finger in my ass??? Well, she still pours a good amount of KY on my crotch even though I told her no on prostate play. Then comes the flip over… she pours a load of baby oil on junior and starts jackhammering it. I know it is non-GFE so I don’t expect kissing or DATY etc. but at least playing with the nips should be allowed right? Sorry no… you can squeeze my boobs but can’t play/suck the nips. Then she proceeds to pour more KY onto junior before putting on the party hat and starts a robotic CBJ. I had to fight hard and imagine Topaz MILF was giving me a BBBJ to bust it. By that time, I was already past my break time and had to leave but I was soaked in oil and KY! I was going to have a quick shower but it was in no ways set up for client to use. There is a small folding table with a laptop on it facing the toilet seat! Yeah, you read that right. She also didn’t offer me a shower either. Well, my shirt was soaked with oil and so is my underpants and pants! I had to endure the feeling of KY and baby oil all over me and my crotch area for the rest of the day! It would be interesting explaining to your SO (if you have one) why your clothings are soaked with baby oil! I am single so that doesn’t bother me but having to spend 30 minutes in a very hot shower just to get all the oil and KY off really pissed me off. Now, I am ready to find a good SP to blow off this steam! So be warned!!! Visit her at your OWN risk!!! https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...age_with_a_fun_happy_ending_60_30min-10261807

If she’s not Filipino then what is she?

Just waiting for the flood of typical reply’s , What’s the damage ? How old ? location ? LL ad ? Roommate ? Shaved ? cup size ?

Dude I'm so sorry for what you went through but Jesus christ on a motorbike...today was a warm day too!!

I saw her recently, too. She looks and sounds Chinese, but maybe Filipino-Chinese? Or she's out and out lying in the ad. Anyway, she had a small bed at chair height to lay on when I went for a half hour appointment. She worked my back up and down the spine to pretty good effect before spreading my legs and applying a bunch of oil to work my crack and package from behind. That was pretty nice, then I initiated the flip and unfortunately, she was wasn't particularly responsive to my pleas to go slow. The result was that while I got hard at the outset, her rhythmic pumping wasn't doing it for me and I began to soften, which had her looking at the time. She asked if a finger in the bum would help me get off and I went for it, resulting in a decent finish. I can't remember if she was nude, as her postion aside the bed only allowed for boob access. All in all, for 60 bucks, I had an acceptable experience. She was very polite and personable. I wouldn't go back only because she doesn't seem to be particularly sensual in her service and has a one technique suits all approach. I need a provider who is happy to invest a little intention in her touch, and feel out what is working or not.

Isildur123 said: If she’s not Filipino then what is she? Click to expand... I think she comes from Hong Kong as usually Mainland Chinese women can't speak English like her.

undecided said: Dude I'm so sorry for what you went through but Jesus christ on a motorbike...today was a warm day too!! Click to expand... I saw her last week, not yesterday but yes it was a hot that day.

CorporalPal said: I saw her recently, too. She looks and sounds Chinese, but maybe Filipino-Chinese? Or she's out and out lying in the ad. Anyway, she had a small bed at chair height to lay on when I went for a half hour appointment. She worked my back up and down the spine to pretty good effect before spreading my legs and applying a bunch of oil to work my crack and package from behind. That was pretty nice, then I initiated the flip and unfortunately, she was wasn't particularly responsive to my pleas to go slow. The result was that while I got hard at the outset, her rhythmic pumping wasn't doing it for me and I began to soften, which had her looking at the time. She asked if a finger in the bum would help me get off and I went for it, resulting in a decent finish. I can't remember if she was nude, as her postion aside the bed only allowed for boob access. All in all, for 60 bucks, I had an acceptable experience. She was very polite and personable. I wouldn't go back only because she doesn't seem to be particularly sensual in her service and has a one technique suits all approach. I need a provider who is happy to invest a little intention in her touch, and feel out what is working or not. Click to expand... If you had a bed chair height then you are luckier than me by a far margin!!! Mine is just a tiny mattress on the floor. It feels like one you get for a baby crib but a bit longer and wider. But you were right that you stay so freaking far away to make sure your arms can't reach anywhere on her.

Many years ago I visited an SP and she used a ton of oil. I mean it was crazy and it took a couple of got showers to get it off of me. After that I told everyone no oil. None. I don't want it near me. It hasn't been a problem since then.

Nice oil bath like you are fucking C3P0. I hate that shit.

Oh wow, she offers FS with this add: $60 15min King George and 106 Ave | Delta/Surrey/Langley | Metro Vancouver | Female Escorts | LeoList

blondeluver said: I first saw her ad advertising as a 30y/o Filipino lady Lily doing non-gfe massage and HE, so I thought she might be a MILF working P/T making extra cash. That’s exactly the type of women I am interested in! [:)] Communication was easy and friendly with details (down to where to park with photos of building/surrounding and of herself etc.) so armed with total excitement, I went to meet her for a 30min session while I was on my break. When I got there, she ain’t no 30y/o at all… more like in her late 40’s or maybe even early 50’s. She is about 5’6”, slim, glasses and got pretty nice legs and bum. Secondly, she definitely is not Filipino at all but her English is pretty good and that’s the only good part of this experience. There is no massage table/bed but a super thin piece of foam on the floor. She put a cover on top and told me to lay down and relax. Then the horror of the baby oil starts. [:oops:]Her massage skill is literally non-existence as she just sort of running her hands on your back with the oil. Then the million dollars question – do you like a finger in your ass? [:eek:]Then she tries to convince me how good it feels and good for the prostate. I am thinking if you can’t do a normal massage right, am I stupid to trust your finger in my ass??? Well, she still pours a good amount of KY on my crotch even though I told her no on prostate play. Then comes the flip over… she pours a load of baby oil on junior and starts jackhammering it. I know it is non-GFE so I don’t expect kissing or DATY etc. but at least playing with the nips should be allowed right? Sorry no… you can squeeze my boobs but can’t play/suck the nips. Then she proceeds to pour more KY onto junior before putting on the party hat and starts a robotic CBJ. I had to fight hard and imagine Topaz MILF was giving me a BBBJ to bust it. By that time, I was already past my break time and had to leave but I was soaked in oil and KY! I was going to have a quick shower but it was in no ways set up for client to use. There is a small folding table with a laptop on it facing the toilet seat! Yeah, you read that right. She also didn’t offer me a shower either. Well, my shirt was soaked with oil and so is my underpants and pants! I had to endure the feeling of KY and baby oil all over me and my crotch area for the rest of the day! It would be interesting explaining to your SO (if you have one) why your clothings are soaked with baby oil! I am single so that doesn’t bother me but having to spend 30 minutes in a very hot shower just to get all the oil and KY off really pissed me off. Now, I am ready to find a good SP to blow off this steam! So be warned!!! Visit her at your OWN risk!!! https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...age_with_a_fun_happy_ending_60_30min-10261807 Click to expand... Thanks for the warning.

blondeluver said: I first saw her ad advertising as a 30y/o Filipino lady Lily doing non-gfe massage and HE, so I thought she might be a MILF working P/T making extra cash. That’s exactly the type of women I am interested in! [:)] Communication was easy and friendly with details (down to where to park with photos of building/surrounding and of herself etc.) so armed with total excitement, I went to meet her for a 30min session while I was on my break. When I got there, she ain’t no 30y/o at all… more like in her late 40’s or maybe even early 50’s. She is about 5’6”, slim, glasses and got pretty nice legs and bum. Secondly, she definitely is not Filipino at all but her English is pretty good and that’s the only good part of this experience. There is no massage table/bed but a super thin piece of foam on the floor. She put a cover on top and told me to lay down and relax. Then the horror of the baby oil starts. [:oops:]Her massage skill is literally non-existence as she just sort of running her hands on your back with the oil. Then the million dollars question – do you like a finger in your ass? [:eek:]Then she tries to convince me how good it feels and good for the prostate. I am thinking if you can’t do a normal massage right, am I stupid to trust your finger in my ass??? Well, she still pours a good amount of KY on my crotch even though I told her no on prostate play. Then comes the flip over… she pours a load of baby oil on junior and starts jackhammering it. I know it is non-GFE so I don’t expect kissing or DATY etc. but at least playing with the nips should be allowed right? Sorry no… you can squeeze my boobs but can’t play/suck the nips. Then she proceeds to pour more KY onto junior before putting on the party hat and starts a robotic CBJ. I had to fight hard and imagine Topaz MILF was giving me a BBBJ to bust it. By that time, I was already past my break time and had to leave but I was soaked in oil and KY! I was going to have a quick shower but it was in no ways set up for client to use. There is a small folding table with a laptop on it facing the toilet seat! Yeah, you read that right. She also didn’t offer me a shower either. Well, my shirt was soaked with oil and so is my underpants and pants! I had to endure the feeling of KY and baby oil all over me and my crotch area for the rest of the day! It would be interesting explaining to your SO (if you have one) why your clothings are soaked with baby oil! I am single so that doesn’t bother me but having to spend 30 minutes in a very hot shower just to get all the oil and KY off really pissed me off. Now, I am ready to find a good SP to blow off this steam! So be warned!!! Visit her at your OWN risk!!! https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...age_with_a_fun_happy_ending_60_30min-10261807 Click to expand... I've had similar over the years. This made me laugh but also brought back my own painful experiences. Thank God for perb....

Sorry to hear about an experience like that. Tip for those that get too much oil or just want it off. Dawn dish soap while you are dry, before the water hits you. Rub it all over... That breaks up the oil, then when the water hits you, the oil comes off a lot better that if you try soap while wet. Get a small hand sanitizer bottle, fill with Dawn and take that with you.

She’s back https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...age_with_a_fun_happy_ending_60_30min-10261807

typhoonator604 said: She’s back https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...age_with_a_fun_happy_ending_60_30min-10261807 Click to expand... Post looks like BS...red flags all over it!

blondeluver said: I first saw her ad advertising as a 30y/o Filipino lady Lily doing non-gfe massage and HE, so I thought she might be a MILF working P/T making extra cash. That’s exactly the type of women I am interested in! [:)] Communication was easy and friendly with details (down to where to park with photos of building/surrounding and of herself etc.) so armed with total excitement, I went to meet her for a 30min session while I was on my break. When I got there, she ain’t no 30y/o at all… more like in her late 40’s or maybe even early 50’s. She is about 5’6”, slim, glasses and got pretty nice legs and bum. Secondly, she definitely is not Filipino at all but her English is pretty good and that’s the only good part of this experience. There is no massage table/bed but a super thin piece of foam on the floor. She put a cover on top and told me to lay down and relax. Then the horror of the baby oil starts. [:oops:]Her massage skill is literally non-existence as she just sort of running her hands on your back with the oil. Then the million dollars question – do you like a finger in your ass? [:eek:]Then she tries to convince me how good it feels and good for the prostate. I am thinking if you can’t do a normal massage right, am I stupid to trust your finger in my ass??? Well, she still pours a good amount of KY on my crotch even though I told her no on prostate play. Then comes the flip over… she pours a load of baby oil on junior and starts jackhammering it. I know it is non-GFE so I don’t expect kissing or DATY etc. but at least playing with the nips should be allowed right? Sorry no… you can squeeze my boobs but can’t play/suck the nips. Then she proceeds to pour more KY onto junior before putting on the party hat and starts a robotic CBJ. I had to fight hard and imagine Topaz MILF was giving me a BBBJ to bust it. By that time, I was already past my break time and had to leave but I was soaked in oil and KY! I was going to have a quick shower but it was in no ways set up for client to use. There is a small folding table with a laptop on it facing the toilet seat! Yeah, you read that right. She also didn’t offer me a shower either. Well, my shirt was soaked with oil and so is my underpants and pants! I had to endure the feeling of KY and baby oil all over me and my crotch area for the rest of the day! It would be interesting explaining to your SO (if you have one) why your clothings are soaked with baby oil! I am single so that doesn’t bother me but having to spend 30 minutes in a very hot shower just to get all the oil and KY off really pissed me off. Now, I am ready to find a good SP to blow off this steam! So be warned!!! Visit her at your OWN risk!!! https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...age_with_a_fun_happy_ending_60_30min-10261807 Click to expand... Somebody must be monitoring! The new post includes a line “NO RIP OFF”