U Spa

So I found myself at Lansdowne mall in Richmond. And there's this massage place in there call uspa. I looked up some reviews and from what I gather it's more often than not a waste of time and money. Aaaaand I decided to go waste my time and money, and a waste of time and money it was! I walked in right up to the counter and sat I want a sensual massage, and got led right in. In comes a lady. I asked what's your name. She said Lili, cici and finally settled on michelle. Massage was shit. Too much time wasted on my shoulders. I told her to. Move it along. Some teasing of the groin but not as great as it could be. Then on the flip I'm like aren't you going to jerk it, she says no. Alright then. Then she kept wasting time and I'm like are you sure and she says 100. And I laughed. Waste of time and money.

There’s definitely some talent from Time to time at Uspa . Lately it seems to have gone down hill . Sorry to hear about your experience Can you describe looks and age ?

justin12373 said: There’s definitely some talent from Time to time at Uspa . Lately it seems to have gone down hill . Sorry to hear about your experience Can you describe looks and age ? Click to expand... Short, slim mom bod with yoga pants, glasses, middle aged. Mid length hair. Small tits, not that I explored

justin12373 said: There’s definitely some talent from Time to time at Uspa . Lately it seems to have gone down hill . Sorry to hear about your experience Can you describe looks and age ? Click to expand... 🤣 he describes a shit massage and attitude and you still ask “describe looks and age” 🤣 I love it 😝

Stamkos said: 🤣 he describes a shit massage and attitude and you still ask “describe looks and age” 🤣 I love it 😝 Click to expand... Lol.....at least know who to visually avoid.

I wasn't given a line up. I figured with my opening statement I'd have gotten someone to fulfill the need. Alas guitar_pic said: Lol.....at least know who to visually avoid. Click to expand...

Lmao cici lili Michelle....wtf Tiredtongue said: So I found myself at Lansdowne mall in Richmond. And there's this massage place in there call uspa. I looked up some reviews and from what I gather it's more often than not a waste of time and money. Aaaaand I decided to go waste my time and money, and a waste of time and money it was! I walked in right up to the counter and sat I want a sensual massage, and got led right in. In comes a lady. I asked what's your name. She said Lili, cici and finally settled on michelle. Massage was shit. Too much time wasted on my shoulders. I told her to. Move it along. Some teasing of the groin but not as great as it could be. Then on the flip I'm like aren't you going to jerk it, she says no. Alright then. Then she kept wasting time and I'm like are you sure and she says 100. And I laughed. Waste of time and money. Click to expand...

It's a bad sign if she gives you there different names. Usually you need to call in and request a specific girl you want to see, to have any guarantee of a HE. You'd know who to call based on experience and reading on perb. To be honest, I may have been there a dozen times, but I've never gotten a "bad" massage. At most, the massage was average and there was no HE, and I would know to avoid that provider next time.

It kinda runs the gamut at U-spa, depending on the variety of girls there. Some will not do anything, and in other cases anything from clothed HJ up to FS has been available. However, that was a number of years ago and i know the lineup changes significantly. All you can do is trial and error, and check perb reviews and trade info with fellow pooners to find the good ones that offer more than a vanilla massage.

Call, book Ada. You'll be given a good massage, and a pretty decent finish. Her taint/ball massage is one of my favs there. Generally, I book 2 sessions, and I'm out for $200/total. $140/2 session + $60tip. Some will say that's expensive, but for 1hr40min massage and nut I'm happy.

Can confirm, Ada's ball and taint massage is fantastic

Jarritos said: Call, book Ada. You'll be given a good massage, and a pretty decent finish. Her taint/ball massage is one of my favs there. Generally, I book 2 sessions, and I'm out for $200/total. $140/2 session + $60tip. Some will say that's expensive, but for 1hr40min massage and nut I'm happy. Click to expand... what’s the stats for Ada? Age, body wise? Thanks

robherbb said: what’s the stats for Ada? Age, body wise? Thanks Click to expand... She's thinner, probably 40s but wears a mask so it's hard to tell. I've never tried for anything beyond a tuggy, and I'm not sure anything else is on offer. I'm there for the great massage and finish with her.