What’s the most outrageous thing an SP has said to you?

JimDandy said: So your daughter's GF? JD Click to expand... My bad. Would have been my nephews wife’s friend.

“First we are going put this piece of ginger in your ass, then we are going to staple your scrotum, after that you are going to jerk off on this donut and eat it.” A game of “would you rather” with a pair of naughties.

"you don't cum easily" - After the bj lasted like 10 minutes

I've had a bunch of memorable encounters... but the ones that break the sp / client mold are top-of-mind: - "Sorry, I really should have called off... I was moving all day" - Before proceeding to lie down and fall asleep in the in-call just after entering. - "Would you partner with me and a friend on an Only Fans?" - Nope! - "A friend's having a party tomorrow, do you want to come and hang out?" - A new SP who felt waay too comfy with me and told me all about her normal life along with her day job and contact info. Was the only time ever I called back a handler so they could better coach the girl (for her own safety).

Just heard it an hour ago... "I like your hole" 🤣🤣🤣