"Theresa" - Swan Lake (Garden City Rd., Richmond)

The Ultimate Wild Office Lady MILF, that is a "dead-ringer" for a 30-something Sandra Oh! www.leolist.cc/personals/female-massage/metro-vancouver/richmond_put_a_spring_into_your_step_with_a_visit_to_swan_lake-5787708 Phone: 604-273-8282 Date of Visit: January, 2025 Location: Swan Lake Massage, 4651 Garden City Road (Garden City @ Leslie, just on the East side of the "Golden Village"/Chinese Mall area) Type of Service: Asian Massage Parlour. Swan Lake has 9 rooms, each with their own shower. Generally 5-10+ girls on shift. Rates: Half service: 30min.-100, 45min.-120, 1hr.-150 (Half service is massage + HJ) Full service: 30min.-150, 45min.-180, 1hr.-220 (Full service is massage + BJ + FS) Extras: The ad says "all inclusive with room charge and tips" but in reality you are going to have to tip to obtain certain services, same as everywhere else. Having said that, YMMV, but "Theresa" is about as wild and unrestrained as you will come across in this part of the world, and doesn't seem to be overly concerned with tips - especially if she likes you. We discussed nothing ahead of time, or during the session, regarding extras, and she pretty much waived me off from giving her any more than a general tip of+60. Details on my experience with "Theresa": (Skip this is you don't like long narrative stories, thanks) (This was written in January but not posted on Perb until now) It's January of 2025. I am back at Swan Lake today. My new second home, it seems. They are definitely starting to get to know me over here. The girls are recognizing me, and more casually coming up and talking to me if they get a chance. While this place has a reputation for wild over-the-top service (and, to that point, buckle-up, boys. I wasn't pushing limits today. I got my limits pushed), there is a certain kind of "professionalism" to the operation. The physical environment is a big part of that. The place is spacious and clean. For those that haven't been there, it is like an "office" - just, instead of selling insurance or putting together financing on vehicles, it is an office where the "business" is done by hot Asian MILFs that take the clients into rooms with massage beds and showers. [:ROFLMAO:] That is one of the things that rubs me the wrong way with Sole Spa... that curtain that the girls stay behind when not working. There is something "Third World" about that. And every time I have been there, I always peer through the curtain and see a female Asian face, looking up at me with a blank expression, and the image sticks with me. Fortunately none of the faces I have seen that way have been "Eva's." I don't want to think of her like that. I only ever saw her there either walking into the room, with me, or walking out. Never pre or post-session. Around 5:00PM I started making my way down to Richmond. I parked on that same street, Leslie, as the last two times. This is the weekend before Chinese New Year, and there were a LOT of people down there in the "Golden Village" this evening. Pretty much every parking spot in the strip mall (that Swan Lake is in) was taken... as there are several Chinese restaurants right there. I got lucky with a spot opening up on the street. I headed to the door and rang the bell. Door unlocks and opens up... it's "Ocean." I can recognize her now. She says she will take me to a room. I say that I would like to see who is working, to which she nods. I ask, "Where's Tina?" and Ocean says that she had to leave early. Chinese New Year event for Tina, maybe? Ocean takes me to a room at the "end" of the "right" hallway. This room, in the "back corner," is decent size, but not as big as the one next to it that I was in with "SaSa." It also has more of a "sofa chair" than a "sofa couch," like the other two rooms I've seen Swan Lake ladies in. Ocean was being the "Madam" (and also "working," I believe), so she brings the girls to my door. She brought out four girls, plus the implied suggestion that I could also go with her. While Ocean's look is Eurasian, her voice and accent are pure-PRC Chinese. I will eventually "get" with her, I think. She seems really nice. They bring out "Teresa," the short Asian with glasses (much more on her soon), "Camilla," "SaSa" and a Filipino looking girl named "May," who I had not seen before. I also got another look at May right before I left, as she was answering the door when I was on my way out. Small, skinny, somewhat plain looking Filipina, but also quite attractive. She looks a bit like the average bar girl you would see in the Philippines itself, the skinny ones, but not a Pinay Smokeshow by any means. I ask Ocean, "Just those four? And yourself?" Yes, is the answer. I decided to ask about the two most commented girls here on perb (without mentioning perb, I wouldn't dream of doing that!), "What about Maggie and 'Summer." Are they available? Ocean says, "Maggie is on her period, and "Summer" is booked for an appointment. "SaSa" comes sauntering up to "Ocean," standing at my doorway, in her slim sexy way. "Hi Baby," I say to SaSa. "Go with Ocean. Her service very good," she says. I consider it without saying anything. "SaSa" walks off to respond to something else. "I'm gonna go with Teresa today." "O.k., sure," Ocean says. Just a smile. No disappointment or anything. She tells me to get in the shower and closes the door. No coat rack in this room, just a row of about six studs on the wall with two plastic coat hangers. I hang up my shirt and jacket on the hangers. There is a foot stool right below the clothes hangers. I fold my pants up and set them on top of the foot stool, take $220 out of my wallet and put it by my wallet and phone. I'm not sure why I always take the money out. They never ask for anything here until the end. I'm in the shower, and I leave the glass door mostly open and run the water on my back, resting my arms on the top of the glass "box," and wait for "Teresa" to come in. She comes in before long with her bag, and starts straightening up the towels and sheets the way she wants them. She is looking at my naked body through the open door. She seems to be able to speak English, but when asked she says "just a little bit," and this turns out to be an accurate assessment. I was "kinda" ( [:LOL:] ) hoping she would just drop her outfit right there and jump in the shower with me, but no (more on that later). I ask her to throw me the rolled-up towel on the bed, but that is for the massage, so she gets me a different one. I come out and she starts helping me dry off. Description: I ask her, "Are you Chinese?" and she confirms that she is. She's from Guangzhou, but her look is not really very Chinese. If anything, she bears a strong resemblance to the Korean-Canadian actress "Sandra Oh," but younger. 30-35 range. More like when Sandra was first on Grey's Anatomy. The glasses probably go some way in the "Sandra Oh" direction as well. Her hair is long and wavy. It is parted in the middle, and held back on both sides by beret clips. She is wearing a kind of tight black "cocktail" dress, pulled down tight onto a black bra. Her breasts are quite large and natural. I don't remember her taking any panties off, but maybe. I get the impression that she wants to stay dressed and "play" massage therapist for a while. Massage: So she gets me to lay face down on the bed... no kissing or anything has taken place at this point. She asks if oil is o.k., and I say "yes." I can hear her getting it and squirting it into her hands. She also "drips" it onto my back, and both legs at different times. She is doing a lot of deep rubbing, starting with the shoulders and back, and then the legs. We start talking about things. Her English isn't that great, so you have to speak very slowly and simply to get responses when using English. I do what I can with Chinese words and phrases. She gets up on top of me and starts to "lay into" me with her elbows. She isn't just rubbing oil around on me, she knows what she is doing. It is enough to get some reaction out of me. When I do vocalize, she periodically checks in to see if it is "hao" (good/okay) or not. She moves to a "Cat scratch" with her fingers, and I comment on this with that same phrase in Chinese, "Mao zhua shang," which she seems to think is cute. Her cat scratch moves down to my butt cheeks, and then further in toward the intimate areas, fingernails running along the taint and the part of my ballsack that is exposed. "O.k., now we're talking'" goes through my head. She works on my legs a bit more, but eventually I can't take it, and I just turn myself over and sit up, facing her. She is standing at the foot of the bed, still wearing her glasses. Her face meets me where I am, and she just kind of "pours" over me in a wet passionate extended kiss. I could just tell instantly, in this moment, that this was going to be a hot, wet and passionate encounter... and I was correct in my assessment. [:ROFLMAO:] Getting naked: She comes around to the "middle-of-the room side" of the bed. I am sitting on the side of the bed now. My dick erect between my legs, sticking straight out over the side of the bed. She stands between my legs, pushing them together onto my dick and leaning down to kiss me. She begins taking the shoulder straps down on her cocktail dress, right side, then left, exposing a black bra tightly holding together a set of fairly big naturals. On the small side of "D" or the big side of "C" is my guess... 100% natural. Small-ish dark nipples. The bra comes off and her tits slip down into a natural position from their pushed-up state in the bra. I immediately cup them with my hands, then bring them up to my mouth. They feel amazing. She seems to enjoy the feel of my mouth on her tits, and tells me that I am going to be her "baby." [:ROFLMAO:] She is in that 5'2"-5'3" region. Her look is a bit stockier, but her body is actually curvy, soft and a bit firm, all at the same time - if that makes sense. Soft to touch, but not sloppy. Just a little bit of belly with no overhang. I don't think she wore panties into the room, as I can remember putting my hand between her legs from this sitting position, and feeling her pussy hair, and the beginnings of some wetness. She has a full, but light and wispy, bush. Service: I pull her back down onto the bed with me, into a face-to-face cuddle on our sides. She removes her glasses on the way down and sets them on the sofa chair. My dick is just raging hard, and I can feel it grind into her, feeling her pussy hair. It goes through my mind at this point, given how passionate she is, "She's is pretty much just going to let me do whatever the fuck I want here." I break off the cuddle and move to sit up, twisting her legs around to where I want them. My face goes down between her legs. Her pussy is very wet already. I dive in and "attack" her clit. She is very responsive. I push my long tongue inside her. Every girl, ever, loves this - in my experience. One of the nice things about being a "Gene Simmons," I suppose. [:ROFLMAO:] She's going into convulsions almost, squeezing her legs together against my head, moaning. I push her legs back so that her butt comes all the way up. I lick her pussy and asshole some more, then just dive down to her face and kiss her. We are not even bothering with mouthwash today. I just wipe my mouth with a towel that is on the bed. She couldn't care less. We are into hardcore dirty passion territory. I have the sensation of her being my "wife" that is going all out to please me. It's an intense sensation. I thought about going for the fucking right then and there, but I wanted to "know" her oral. I twist her around and lay down. She is on the "foot" side of the bed now. Kissing my body, she then teases my ball sack with her tongue, and my rock hard dick bobs around in the "breeze" - coming into contact with nothing. "Oh my God, you're killin' me here, baby" is going through my head. It's 100% intentional on her part. I bunch the pillow up under my head so I can get a better view of what she is doing. She eventually has mercy on me and takes my dick her mouth, applying suction to the head, and using tongue techniques - then moving to stroking it up and down with her mouth. I sit up, reach along the length of her body and put my left hand down between her ass cheeks and onto her pussy. She is pretty much dripping wet. I slide my middle finger in and slowly push it all the way down. This causes her to get her mouth off my dick, and push her face into my waist near my right hip... letting out a moan and she wraps her arms around my butt, vocalizing her ecstasy. I push her "up" and "back," getting her into a sitting face-to-face. I pick her up off the bed. "Oh, you so strong." I hold her up in the air for awhile. She feels small and light. We are kissing passionately. I could have kept her up there for some considerable time, but I put her down on her back. I turn her 90 degrees so we are lined up with the bed. I am on my knees now and running my dick along the inside of her thighs. I am keeping things safe, and she - almost impatiently - hands me the condom from her bag. I put it on myself as she stares at me. I say, "O.k. to go in?" She just nods, gives me a desperate look as if to say, "What the fuck do you think? Just do it!" As I push in my faces comes down toward hers. She latches her face onto my mouth as I thrust into her soaking wet, warm pussy. Oh my God. Usually I last too long and the girls get tired of me pounding away on them. The tables are turned today. I look down and see the white shaft of my dick sliding into her brown Chinese pussy with its dark black hair. After a short bit of thrusting, my brain is already giving me the "You will cum if you keep doing this much longer" signal. She is just so warm and wet. It is not even warm... she's hot! Crazy! She wants to be pounded down hard and forcefully. I give it to her hard, but I have to break off after a few minutes. I drop onto my left side. She's wondering what I am doing. "I don't wanna cum too soon." She flips her butt around to me, laying on her side, facing away, and guides it back in between her legs. I put in about 15-20 thrusts, and I'm already back to "You will cum if...." I break off again and go around to the "front" (middle of the room) side of the bed. I want something to wipe myself with. I'm searching for something to do that. I was thinking about getting her to suck me some more so I can cool down. She is struggling to understand the meaning of what I am saying: "Baby wipes." I don't think there are any. We are both standing now, she braces her arms on the sofa chair and pushes her butt out. She wants me back inside her, right now... standing... and I give her what she wants. She is short, so I have to bend my knees to enter her standing from behind. I push her onto the bed and up on her knees. She assumes the position and gets her butt up. I am fully back inside. Now I start to hit my rhythm, getting both hands onto her shoulders. Thump. Thump. Thump. I cup her breasts. Then sliding both hands to her hips, still thumping away. I take my right hand off her hip and push my thumb into her asshole. It goes in smoothly and easily. No response from her. She just wants to be fucked hard. "Ass" is going to have to wait for next time. God damn, her pussy is is just so hot and wet. I should have been doing this in the first 5 minutes of the session, and then I would be working on a second shot by now. I pull out and push her over onto her back, and I crawl onto the bed... on my knees... and insert in missionary. Mutherfuck!... there is that feeling again! I can't just cum this soon! I pull out. "Fuck-eee me!"" She squeals. I drag her on her back along the bed so that her butt is right at the foot of the bed, push her legs back and apart... and go back in. I am about to make my "final stand" in this battle. She has decisively defeated me. I cannot hold out. The walls of this fortress have fallen. My feet are on the floor, her legs are all the way back, her pussy is wet and slippery. I'm leaning into her, pushing down on her and thrusting as hard as I can. I lean down to say, "Cum like this?" She is nodding, biting her own finger, saying nothing. I move my hand near to her mouth, and move the index finger on my right hand to her lips. She gives up biting her own finger and replaces it with mine, taking it down into her mouth, softly biting it, and giving it its own little blowjob. .. using her teeth. My "wife" wants what she wants, and I am going to give it to her. I thrust as hard as I can until I can't hold it anymore, then empty my balls out into the condom while inside her, putting as much of my weight on her as I can. We embrace tightly, kissing. I flop over onto my side, on the "wall" side of the bed. "Oh... my God! That was so fucking intense!" She is giggling and laughing, snuggling up with me. I held out pretty good. Next time I might try jacking off a couple of hours before, and seeing if that helps me "lay it down" on her harder. [:ROFLMAO:] Either that, or try for an early shot, and a follow-up, which is a challenge in a 60min. timeframe. I might have to inquire about 90min. sessions. [:ROFLMAO:] Follow-up Service: Maybe somewhat naively, I think we are "done." We are not. My "wife" has more plans to serve me. Now she wants me to lay on my back. She puts a towel over my chest, and my dick, and she goes to work again on my legs and feet, with oil, rubbing and massaging them. Working on each foot, she would "hold" it in her crotch as she manipulated it with her fingers and palms. I can feel the softness of her pussy mound and her pussy hair on the sole of my foot. Fuck, this is all just sensory overload. She pushes the toes on both feet "back" (toward my body) with her shoulders as she bends her knees to get down low like that. She has a lot of tricks. She comments that my "ji -ji" (my dick) is "sleeping," but she touches "him" with her hands periodically, and even takes him into her mouth a couple of times... waking him back up. If this woman was your wife, she would drain you within an inch of your life... day-after-day, I think. For this hour... she is not treating me any differently She then moves to the other side of the bed and massages my scalp, face, neck and shoulders. Eventually she comes up along side me and just cuddles with me in the on-our-sides, facing each other, position. This is one of the most intense experiences I've had in a LONG time. I whisper to her, "Wo ai ni." ("I love you") She says, "I like you too, baby." "You mean you LOVE me, right?" She giggles playfully, "I don't trust you. You like... ski ...skin..." She searches for the word. "Skinny girls?" I say. "Yah, you said you like Summer and Maggie." "No, no, baby. I like you," and I kiss her cheek. Isn't that wild? The only one standing there when I brought up "Summer" and "Maggie," neither of whom I have ever "been with"... Summer I only saw at the doorway on visit #2, and "Maggie" I have never seen at all, was "Ocean." So in that tiny space of time, from when Ocean closed the door and told me to get in the shower, to when "Teresa" appeared in my room, "Ocean" had told her: "He asked about Summer and Maggie, but went with you when I told him they were unavailable," or words to that effect. It's the only explanation. It's o.k. though, the girls obviously talk among themselves quite a bit, some cliques more than others, I'm sure. Shower: Lying on the bed, she asks me if I want to shower. I say, "Want to join me?" and she says "sure." I get up and get in the shower and turn it on. She is buzzing around the room, cleaning things up, putting the towels on the floor. I have the door to the shower open, just watching her do her thing. She wraps a towel around herself and says she has to go out for a minute. She comes back in before too long, and keeps wiping the towels on the floor. I start to think that she is not going to get in the shower with me, but I am wrong. She drops her towel on the floor and comes in, closing the door behind her. She takes the shower head in her hand and starts to wash me. She gets the body wash going and washes my chest and my dick. She also wants to spray my face, which I don't really like, but I let her do it a bit... tilting my head back. I'm kissing her whenever I get a good chance. I turn her around and "stick" myself to her back and cup her boobs - kissing her shoulder and ear, getting a "tickle" reaction out of her. She wants me to turn around, so I do. Holding my arms up against the wall and spreading out as much as I can in the small shower. She uses the body wash on my back and my butt cheeks, then she starts reaching between my legs and washing and manipulating my dangling balls. Her soapy hands then reach up and grab my, now erect again, penis from between my legs. She is stroking me from behind and giggling. I turn around. She blasts my dick with water from the shower head. Still on her knees she takes it into her mouth, and begins to softly engulf my almost fully erect dick with her mouth. She keeps it in there for about a good 45 seconds, pushing her head forward against me, closing her lips tight and then pulling back, only to then push her head forward against me again, and repeat. We both know we don't have enough time to keep going with this. It will have to be next time. We get out and dry off. I am sitting on the bed, I grab my phone to tell her, "That was just fucking AMAZING. You are amazing. You are beautiful." I get the impression that her vibe is, "You don't have to praise me. I am here to serve you. Whatever you want." She didn't say those words, but I think my assessment is right on the mark. She exudes that sentiment. I she takes my socks and puts them on me, one at a time. Then my underwear, holding them open for me to step into, one foot at a time. Then she gets my pants and holds them open in a similar way. As I am doing up the belt, she comments "so small" (she is referring to how my waist looks, and how snuggly the belt closes everything up). She has a look of praise, almost devotion, in her eyes. I cannot tell you how awesome this feels to get that kind of "feedback" on how I look, even from someone paid to serve me, knowing how hard I have been working to get in shape. It's a paid encounter, obviously, but I appreciate it. She puts my shirt on, commenting (I think she means my "look" is) "so young." I put the $220 on the bed, and start asking her what she wants. She is just nonchalant about it. I take out another $60, "Enough, baby? Hao? More?" She gives me a look and shakes her hand, "Hao, hao, hao," as if to say, "too much/don't worry about it." But this is not going to be less than a $60 tip for me. How could it be? I get dressed and we walk out together. I pat my hands against my pockets. "Have everything?" she says. "Phone?" ... "Yep, got it." ... "Me?" ... "Yah, you come home with me too, o.k.?"... "Sure, baby." We kiss goodbye. I walk out the door. The world seems lighter somehow. I'll be back. Damage: $220 for the hour + $60 tip Looks: She is about a 6 on my scale. Her body is curvy, and soft but trim, all at the same time. Her face is above average, and cute. Service: Her BJ is a "7" compared to SaSa's "9," and LuLu's "2." Her FS is more intense than I could handle this day. I couldn't ask for anything more. Recommend: Of course!