Surrey - Bypassed Yifeng and went to Eden Day Spa

Finished work early and walked into Yifeng on King George without an appointment looking for a crappy massage and a happy ending. Had to press the buzzer a few times and was about to leave (it's terribly conspicuous, waiting out there in the daylight on the main street like that), when a heavily made-up troll let me in and led me to a room. She looked Thai and seemed erratic, hyper, and frenetic - which I cannot stand. I asked her if she was it? Luckily she said no, she had many young, beautiful girls, but when I asked to see the lineup she refused. We then entered into a protracted negotiation about money. She wanted 220/hr, but I informed her I didn't want sex, just an HJ, so she offered $120 for 30 mins. The Surrey Yifeng website offered a deal of an HJ for $50, but when I mentioned this fact she had no idea what I was talking about. Eventually I got her to agree to $60 and handed the cash over, but when I asked how long that would buy me she said "15 minutes". Not long enough for me, so I deftly removed my three twenties from her grubby hands and told her no deal. She then barked abruptly, "Ok. Get out." In Japan, on the rare occasions I fell foul of management, at the very least they always had the decency to walk me to the front door and see me out. But here? No chance, so I had to let myself out. However, as I walked to the door, an anteroom opened and a porky east Indian girl came out on her way to service an east Indian customer I'd seen as I entered. I also got to see the other girls in the waiting room. Wasn't a pretty picture, let me tell you. There did look to be one white girl with huge knockers, but they were fat tits and she was a bit of a heifer. She also had a big tattoo on her arm. Not my cup of tea, so I was only too happy to move on. I decided I'd go down the street to Eden Day Spa instead. I walked in and immediately a matronly Chinese mama-san greeted me. Instantly the vibe was much better - very chilled out, no other customers, quiet, and also pretty spacious. I explained what I was looking for and she said no problem; however, her masseuse, Chanel, was on lunch. Could I wait? Sure, no problem. So we negotiated a price, eventually settling on $70 for the room and HJ - anything else was to be discussed with the girl. I waited in a small massage room for about 15 mins, and eventually the lady showed up. In Japan we'd call this seasoned veteran an "obaasan", but here I guess "auntie" is the appropriate term. Fortunately, despite her age (maybe 45?) she did have a nice face and juicy tits. I stripped, she lay me down, and then the massage began. It wasn't half bad and before long she rested her squishy boobies on my head, at which point the negotiations for the extras began. I reiterated I didn't want sex, but she'd already been briefed by the mama-san on that so she offered to get naked and give me a BJ for $50. I liked that idea so I agreed, but when she went back to the massage I realized my mistake. I'd forgotten to ask if it was a BBBJ. When she said no, I changed my mind and politely declined. Desperate, she said she could do it condomless, she just needed more money. I offered $60, she replied, "$80?" and I acquiesced. The massage continued, she played with my balls a little, and then I heard her removing her clothes. She then told me to flip, at which point I saw she was indeed naked. She had a nice pair of natural Cs and perky nipples, but she also possessed a bit of an auntie's gut. Fortunately her skin was smooth and milky. She proceeded to give me a very nice bareback blowjob, the only stipulation being that I didn't cum in her mouth. I told her when I was close, she popped junior out like a lollipop, and I spunked everywhere. As she milked him dry she said, "That's better. That's better", which made me laugh. A warm towel cleaned me up, she gave me a hug, told me I smelled nice, and I was on my way. Total damage = $150 for 30-45 mins and a naked BBBJ + decent massage. Repeat? No, but only because I could put that money towards a babe from XDS or similar. Still, it was money well spent because it was exactly what I was looking for at that moment, and the mama-san and Chanel were such nice people. Helluva stark contrast to the money-grubbing harpy up the road at Yifeng.

$150 for 30-40 mins FS or HS from XDS? For real?

TokyoJoe said: Finished work early and walked into Yifeng on King George without an appointment looking for a crappy massage and a happy ending. Had to press the buzzer a few times and was about to leave (it's terribly conspicuous, waiting out there in the daylight on the main street like that), when a heavily made-up troll let me in and led me to a room. She looked Thai and seemed erratic, hyper, and frenetic - which I cannot stand. I asked her if she was it? Luckily she said no, she had many young, beautiful girls, but when I asked to see the lineup she refused. We then entered into a protracted negotiation about money. She wanted 220/hr, but I informed her I didn't want sex, just an HJ, so she offered $120 for 30 mins. The Surrey Yifeng website offered a deal of an HJ for $50, but when I mentioned this fact, she had no idea what I was talking about. Eventually I got her to agree to $60 and handed the cash over, but when I asked how long that would buy me, she said "15 minutes". Not long enough for me, so I deftly removed my three twenties from her grubby hands and told her no deal. She then barked abruptly, "Ok. Get out." In Japan, on the rare occasions I fell foul of management, at the very least they always had the decency to walk me to the front door and see me out. But here? No chance, so I had to let myself out. However, as I walked to the door, an anteroom opened and a porky east Indian girl came out on her way to service an east Indian customer I'd seen as I entered. I also got to see the other girls in the waiting room. Wasn't a pretty picture, let me tell you. There did look to be one white girl with huge knockers, but they were fat tits and she was a bit of a heifer. She also had a big tattoo on her arm. Not my cup of tea, so I was only too happy to move on. I decided I'd go down the street to Eden Day Spa instead. I walked in and immediately a matronly Chinese mama-san greeted me. Instantly the vibe was much better - very chilled out, no other customers, quiet, and also pretty spacious. I explained what I was looking for and she said no problem; however, her masseuse, Chanel, was on lunch. Could I wait? Sure, no problem. So we negotiated a price, eventually settling on $70 for the room and HJ - anything else was to be discussed with the girl. I waited in a small massage room for about 15 mins, and eventually the lady showed up. In Japan we'd call this seasoned veteran an "obaasan", but here I guess "auntie" is the appropriate term. Fortunately, despite her age (maybe 45?) she did have a nice face and juicy tits. I stripped, she lay me down, and then the massage began. It wasn't half bad and before long she rested her squishy boobies on my head, at which point the negotiations for the extras began. I reiterated I didn't want sex, but she'd already been briefed by the mama-san on that so she offered to get naked and give me a BJ for $50. I liked that idea so I agreed, but when she went back to the massage I realized my mistake. I'd forgotten to ask if it was a BBBJ. When she said no, I changed my mind and politely declined. Desperate, she said she could do it condomless, she just needed more money. I offered $60, she replied, "$80?" and I acquiesced. The massage continued, she played with my balls a little, and then I heard her removing her clothes. She then told me to flip, at which point I saw she was indeed naked. She had a nice pair of natural Cs and perky nipples, but she also possessed a bit of an auntie's gut. Fortunately her skin was smooth and milky. She proceeded to give me a very nice bareback blowjob, the only stipulation being that I didn't cum in her mouth. I told her when I was close, she popped junior out like a lollipop, and I spunked everywhere. As she milked him dry she said, "That's better. That's better", which made me laugh. A warm towel cleaned me up, she gave me a hug, told me I smelled nice, and I was on my way. Total damage = $150 for 30-45 mins and a naked BBBJ + decent massage. Repeat? No, but only because I could put that money towards a babe from XDS or similar. Still, it was money well spent because it was exactly what I was looking for at that moment, and the mama-san and Chanel were such nice people. Helluva stark contrast to the money-grubbing harpy up the road at Yifeng. Click to expand... Thank you for your sacrifice

TokyoJoe said: Finished work early and walked into Yifeng on King George without an appointment looking for a crappy massage and a happy ending. Had to press the buzzer a few times and was about to leave (it's terribly conspicuous, waiting out there in the daylight on the main street like that), when a heavily made-up troll let me in and led me to a room. She looked Thai and seemed erratic, hyper, and frenetic - which I cannot stand. I asked her if she was it? Luckily she said no, she had many young, beautiful girls, but when I asked to see the lineup she refused. We then entered into a protracted negotiation about money. She wanted 220/hr, but I informed her I didn't want sex, just an HJ, so she offered $120 for 30 mins. The Surrey Yifeng website offered a deal of an HJ for $50, but when I mentioned this fact, she had no idea what I was talking about. Eventually I got her to agree to $60 and handed the cash over, but when I asked how long that would buy me, she said "15 minutes". Not long enough for me, so I deftly removed my three twenties from her grubby hands and told her no deal. She then barked abruptly, "Ok. Get out." In Japan, on the rare occasions I fell foul of management, at the very least they always had the decency to walk me to the front door and see me out. But here? No chance, so I had to let myself out. However, as I walked to the door, an anteroom opened and a porky east Indian girl came out on her way to service an east Indian customer I'd seen as I entered. I also got to see the other girls in the waiting room. Wasn't a pretty picture, let me tell you. There did look to be one white girl with huge knockers, but they were fat tits and she was a bit of a heifer. She also had a big tattoo on her arm. Not my cup of tea, so I was only too happy to move on. I decided I'd go down the street to Eden Day Spa instead. I walked in and immediately a matronly Chinese mama-san greeted me. Instantly the vibe was much better - very chilled out, no other customers, quiet, and also pretty spacious. I explained what I was looking for and she said no problem; however, her masseuse, Chanel, was on lunch. Could I wait? Sure, no problem. So we negotiated a price, eventually settling on $70 for the room and HJ - anything else was to be discussed with the girl. I waited in a small massage room for about 15 mins, and eventually the lady showed up. In Japan we'd call this seasoned veteran an "obaasan", but here I guess "auntie" is the appropriate term. Fortunately, despite her age (maybe 45?) she did have a nice face and juicy tits. I stripped, she lay me down, and then the massage began. It wasn't half bad and before long she rested her squishy boobies on my head, at which point the negotiations for the extras began. I reiterated I didn't want sex, but she'd already been briefed by the mama-san on that so she offered to get naked and give me a BJ for $50. I liked that idea so I agreed, but when she went back to the massage I realized my mistake. I'd forgotten to ask if it was a BBBJ. When she said no, I changed my mind and politely declined. Desperate, she said she could do it condomless, she just needed more money. I offered $60, she replied, "$80?" and I acquiesced. The massage continued, she played with my balls a little, and then I heard her removing her clothes. She then told me to flip, at which point I saw she was indeed naked. She had a nice pair of natural Cs and perky nipples, but she also possessed a bit of an auntie's gut. Fortunately her skin was smooth and milky. She proceeded to give me a very nice bareback blowjob, the only stipulation being that I didn't cum in her mouth. I told her when I was close, she popped junior out like a lollipop, and I spunked everywhere. As she milked him dry she said, "That's better. That's better", which made me laugh. A warm towel cleaned me up, she gave me a hug, told me I smelled nice, and I was on my way. Total damage = $150 for 30-45 mins and a naked BBBJ + decent massage. Repeat? No, but only because I could put that money towards a babe from XDS or similar. Still, it was money well spent because it was exactly what I was looking for at that moment, and the mama-san and Chanel were such nice people. Helluva stark contrast to the money-grubbing harpy up the road at Yifeng. Click to expand... Nice first review Tokyo Joe 👍🏻

Stabilitas said: i think money towards meant..he could save up...use is as part of a larger sum...etc. Click to expand... Bingo. That $150 would've been better used as half the $300 fee for an XDS girl. Sorry lads, I shoulda been clearer.

Stamkos said: Nice first review Tokyo Joe 👍🏻 Click to expand... Thank you, thank you. I've lurked for a while and it dawned on me it's a bit scummy not to give back.

TokyoJoe said: Bingo. That $150 would've been better used as half the $300 fee for an XDS girl. Sorry lads, I shoulda been clearer. Click to expand... Nope, its all good, there was no need [(y)]

Appreciate the knowledge of the on the ground experiences. Are there any pretty ladies at Eden?

Escapist said: Appreciate the knowledge of the on the ground experiences. Are there any pretty ladies at Eden? Click to expand... I frequent this spot and one time got a CBJ from a lady about mid-30s with nice fakes. Think she called herself Coco, only seen her once. About $110 to have her do it naked. Probably would not repeat for that price. She instructed me to fuck her face, which was nice. Otherwise it's all aunties. But they're all friendly and not ugly. I kinda prefer aunties anyway lol

LaukiDaal said: I frequent this spot and one time got a CBJ from a lady about mid-30s with nice fakes. Think she called herself Coco, only seen her once. About $110 to have her do it naked. Probably would not repeat for that price. She instructed me to fuck her face, which was nice. Otherwise it's all aunties. But they're all friendly and not ugly. I kinda prefer aunties anyway lol Click to expand... Bro what’s your best aunty recommendation in surrey area. Your username is my favourite sabji lol. Or even non-aunty recommendations punjabi/non punjabi? and if possible tell the price too.

formertwitteruser said: Bro what’s your best aunty recommendation in surrey area. Your username is my favourite sabji lol. Or even non-aunty recommendations punjabi/non punjabi? and if possible tell the price too. Click to expand... Okay I have to admit that I am not actually Indian I just really like the dish lol There’s another review for this place(Eden) on here where I’m pretty sure they were describing my favorite one there. Lots of teasing with her and her body slide alone almost had me pop before she gave me the 69 CBJ I paid for lol. I haven’t been to Gateway but I hear they’re alright. Yifeng has…weird vibes. There’s plenty of micros in the area but I haven’t been to any more than once. The two best micros I would go to in Fleetwood and Cloverdale are no longer feasible for my schedule.

TokyoJoe said: Thank you, thank you. I've lurked for a while and it dawned on me it's a bit scummy not to give back. Click to expand... Not at all mate. You're adding to the knowhow. Thanks for your service!

LaukiDaal said: Okay I have to admit that I am not actually Indian I just really like the dish lol There’s another review for this place(Eden) on here where I’m pretty sure they were describing my favorite one there. Lots of teasing with her and her body slide alone almost had me pop before she gave me the 69 CBJ I paid for lol. I haven’t been to Gateway but I hear they’re alright. Yifeng has…weird vibes. There’s plenty of micros in the area but I haven’t been to any more than once. The two best micros I would go to in Fleetwood and Cloverdale are no longer feasible for my schedule. Click to expand... Thanks for your input. Any suggestions for micros their name/digits?

LaukiDaal said: Okay I have to admit that I am not actually Indian I just really like the dish lol There’s another review for this place(Eden) on here where I’m pretty sure they were describing my favorite one there. Lots of teasing with her and her body slide alone almost had me pop before she gave me the 69 CBJ I paid for lol. I haven’t been to Gateway but I hear they’re alright. Yifeng has…weird vibes. There’s plenty of micros in the area but I haven’t been to any more than once. The two best micros I would go to in Fleetwood and Cloverdale are no longer feasible for my schedule. Click to expand... Can you provide details of Fleetwood and Cloverdale locations? Feel free to dm

bbnofs said: Which in Cloverdale? Click to expand... I’m not sure if that location still exists anymore. The ad still shows but it’s advertising as in Clayton now. Wendy Shelley 0388

LaukiDaal said: I’m not sure if that location still exists anymore. The ad still shows but it’s advertising as in Clayton now. Wendy Shelley 0388 Click to expand... I can confirm those 2 are currently on the Surrey/Langley border around 64 ave/196 st. As of 2 weeks ago