Fun 2026 New Year’s Goals

I’ll start. I want to challenge my rhythm-impaired body to take Bachata lessons. Cooler if I can convince a brave SP to come with me. [:p]

I’m sure there’s many SP’s that would enjoy a dancing outcall. 🙂💃🏼

Mclovinit604 said: I’ll start. I want to challenge my rhythm-impaired body to take Bachata lessons. Cooler if I can convince a brave SP to come with me. [:p] Click to expand... Try going on your own first. Lots of ladies love to dance, and its good to do things that are sexy but not necessarily sex-driven. And the biggest advice I can pass on is don't be one of 'those guys'. The one who says or does things that makes women uncomfortable and gets you barred from dance. Basically, if you want to learn how to dance, then focus on that. Good dancers are always appreciated and popular unless you act like an ass and then nothing will save you. Second advice is to prep like you would a session with an SP: shower, use deodorant but skip the Axe body spray,, mouthwash and maybe bring a clean spare shirt/towel/water bottle because dancing can get sweaty. Have fun!

I love dancing! I want to take some pole classes this year, I tried it once a few years ago but felt a bit clumsy and awkward, I’d love to give it another shot now that I’ve spent a year strength training! 💪🏻

2026 Goals Get Older Eat bacon Gain weight Do stuff Try not to die Most are attainable I figure.

Have orgasm achieved by prostate massage with no hands on ma hawg. Sell Hog. Buy new Hog. Build smoker big enough to smoke a whole hog. Go back to Costa Rica for another month. Find a girlfriend with a hairy blonde beav.

Banged_Up said: Find a girlfriend with a hairy blonde beav. Click to expand... Preach. I've been on the hunt for a hairy blonde beaver for decades LOL. I don't even care if she's ugly at this point, I just wanna yam on some hairy blonde clam.

Win a lotto max jackpot and travel around the world experiencing unforgettable adventures in and out of the bedroom with the most head exploding exotic beauties and beyond cute faces from all different places. Enjoy amazing food from all around the world. Meet cool female locals or tourists in whatever country of my choosing that are down to join me on some unforgettable adventures far and wide. I could go on and on..... A more realistic goal would have to be a double bbbj with two skilled hotties followed by a cof or cof tongue out finish. Two exotic hotties would make it even better! Time to find two that can make that goal come true.....👄