Edmonton's Top SP??

Before I sleep, I would offer this. Perhaps one or two of Jessica's clients had more than one perb account and voted twice. Just as a note, I think there are probably 200 SPs who read this board, who might want to take Kendra down a notch. Also, if you read this board ten years in the future, and someone goes.. "Who was the best SP in 2010ish era?" It will come up with the Legendary Kendra first and some other names of your ATFs. Am I wrong? I believe btbf that he did not vote twice, after reading his last post.

Markl said: I believe btbf that he did not vote twice, after reading his last post. Click to expand... BTBF is a stand up guy, he couldn't be bothered with that kind of nonsense.

Markl said: Before I sleep, I would offer this. Perhaps one or two of Jessica's clients had more than one perb account and voted twice. Just as a note, I think there are probably 200 SPs who read this board, who might want to take Kendra down a notch. Also, if you read this board ten years in the future, and someone goes.. "Who was the best SP in 2010ish era?" It will come up with the Legendary Kendra first and some other names of your ATFs. Am I wrong? I believe btbf that he did not vote twice, after reading his last post. Click to expand... I'm much more jaded and cynical with that poll. I thought it was bullshit, but not due to cheaters voting twice. I thought it was bullshit because pooners can be played for real saps. Think about it. Where was Jessica at this time last year? Nowhere, she appeared on the board, created a cute bunny persona, and PARTICIPATED LIKE CRAZY! She was everywhere, in all the threads, being very vocal and most importantly, PAYING ATTENTION AND RESPONDING TO THE MEMBERSHIP. Openly flirting with members, etc. That stuff plays huge with many of the guys egos (I've fallen for it, and I'm jaded and cynical), the whole "Man, this chick really digs me!" settles in nice with the more emotional membership and is easily played just by an SP paying a little extra attention. Add this to her potentially offering favours to members for reviews, (I think HB40 mentioned he was offered this in the gong show thread, please correct me if I'm wrong.) and it's no wonder she beat out amazing, highly regarded industry professionals like Kendra, Lilith and the (criminaly) under regarded Eden*. Jessica had much more at stake with winning that poll, Lilith, Kendra and Eden alraedy have a series of regulars (based on me getting fucked out of bookings when my crap schedule allows. [:mad:] ) Jessica also seemed to be much more active in the poll then the other girls (if I remember right, I haven't counted posts or anything), which made it easy for sap perb members to go all "awww!" and throw her a vote. I mean, why vote for SPs who don't participate as much? It's a horseshit poll I say! [:p] Part of me thinks that her story of outing a client is part bullshit. A way to gain more sympathy to give herself another boost, only it back fired. Badly. *OK, I name dropped my top three in no particular order, sue me [;)]

Hmmmm...if I recall correctly, I was offered a session at a reduced tip amount by Miss Rabbit : https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...ure-Princess&p=1033562&viewfull=1#post1033562 Should I ? Shouldn`t I ? Wonder if the offer is still open?

funnyfunguy said: Hmmmm...if I recall correctly, I was offered a session at a reduced tip amount by Miss Rabbit : https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...ure-Princess&p=1033562&viewfull=1#post1033562 Should I ? Shouldn`t I ? Wonder if the offer is still open? Click to expand... JessicaPrabbit said: Dear funnyfunnyguy: Oh and FFG, should you decide to take me up on my ONE TIME OFFER which will expire on July 15th, 2010 Click to expand... Looks like you missed the boat to me.....................WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY past July 15th, 2010...lol. However, I can read a calendar just fine..........................hint hint.

HB40 said: Fair enough, but I think it is reasonable to say she has to be stripped of her title, hell she aint even in the top 10 now! She may very well be the 'WORST' SP in the city now, and would certainly get my vote for that award. And I'm starting to believe Markl's theory that the contest was rigged. [:eek:] Click to expand... methodman said: It was the methodman who first suggested Jessica and Co. were rigging it. Jessica denied it to me. The Truth--> Jessica and her """friends""" (ie btbf) were voting for her under multiple handles. You should all listen to the methodman more often. I have been on the money in regards to dood and other shit that i can not even remember. it is something like methodman 5 Perb 1 i will enlighten you Click to expand... My God, all this vitriol! What a soap opera this board is. I just tried to make it a "fun" contest. And all the petty jealousies this has created because someone's favorite didn't win. If I'd known it would create all this animosity and ongoing drama I never would have started it. Another lesson learned for this stupid old fucker. Thanks guys! Markl said: Jessica just made a mistake, it happens. The bigger mistake was the clients. The victim is the family/spouse. Really not a great situation to be in. I kinda feel for all parties in a way. Hope it all just blows over. SP 101, Deny everything when called on your phone by a spouse. Click to expand... Jessica's obviously made a few mistakes, her biggest, posting "that" stupid thread in The Lounge. Markl, you're right, shit happens. This board is full of people who the rest of society would say are making one bloody mistake after another, non-stop. Aren't we the "precious" ones to throw stones??

borntwobeefree said: HB40, Was fun, Eddie, but I'll be turning down MERL invitations for awhile. Click to expand... No more MERL, then. But jdtipper is forming a new group. Maybe he's inviting new members. jdtipper said: well maybe I should try joining HOMOE ANONYMOUS Hi. My name is JD and I'm an asshole. I know it, you know it, thanks for putting up with it. I mean no harm in what I say. I'm just very outspoken about my opinions. Thanks and see you at the next meeting Click to expand...

namssa said: Looks like you missed the boat to me.....................WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY past July 15th, 2010...lol. Click to expand... Better yet. Maybe I can say it's my birthday, and get a freebie, like HB40 did.

no worries btbf....Merl will survive...or it won't. C'est ca la vie. Take care and be well. eddie.

edmontonsubbie said: no worries btbf....Merl will survive...or it won't. C'est ca la vie. Take care and be well. eddie. Click to expand... Given your present circumstances and options you can always come to our MERL meetings, or maybe take up a collection for btbf and HB and send them out here. I mean, guys compare our MERL setting to yours,, how can you not feel the love..........................????????? It's not so much the love, it's having to buy the drinks so often, with our small group my turn comes around real quick and I'm a cheap prick.

Oneballman said: Mental note must learn how to show a quote, BTBF... agree with you on Avatar-great movie-watched with kids and was alittle taken back.The new transformers was the same.Sorry about your situatation with Jessica,i'm sure it will all get straightened out...stressful time i would imagine. Click to expand... O.K. who wants to tell him.........no not how to quote........the Avatar reference.

Oneballman said: Hmmm...Avatar reference...i'm thinking...i'm thinking...i'm thinking...IT'S NOT HELPING I'd like to use on of my lifelines...poll the audience please No really,feeling like the guy with the kick me sign on his back with everyone pointing and laughing...someone...anyone...anyone...anyone... Hey figured out how to do the quote thing!!! Sort of..ha ha Avatar thing please.... Click to expand... Avatar = her picture next to her name...

funnyfunguy said: You should change your handle to Stupid Old Fucker. It would suit you to a T. Click to expand... Thanks for your always valuable input, FFG. The only handle you need is the one stuck in that corndog up your ass. Try not to enjoy doing yourself too much. You might find yourself compelled to write a review about it![;)]

Bad Santa said: Thanks for your always valuable input, FFG. Click to expand... you're welcome, and glad you appreciate the input. I hope you've learned your lessons well. Then you would be a Wise Old Fucked Up Fucker.

JessicaPrabbit said: ~Nominations occurred in "How about a Ms.Edmonton's Top Provider Contest". I was not active in the poll at all. Zero submissions. ~Voting occurred in "Who Do You Choose As Ms. Edmonton's Top Provider" I was not active in the poll at all. I did add one entry, the very last entry on the thread, after the voting had concluded. ~"Ms. Edmonton's Top Provider 2010: Jessica P. Rabbit of EBC" I did participate in and add replies. It was not a poll, the voting was done. This must not be the thread you are referring to in which I was getting members to 'throw votes' to me. My point: You are entitled to your opinion and of course you have all the freedom to write whatever you wish about anybody you like, it's also a good idea that you have your facts straight. Writing blatant inaccuracies seems rather careless. I'm sure this must have been an error or oversight on your part. "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts."​ GALILEO​ Click to expand... You forgot about my "It seemed that" bit, and an admittance that I didn't go back and count posts. Remember? You quoted that bit. And I stand by what I say, Sure, you might not of literally posted in the poll thread, but I recall you were posting the shit out of the boards in general. Especially in comparison to the other nominated ladies. I still think that the "Aw shucks" bunny persona matched with visibility lead to your of that nonsense poll. I thought the poll was fun, and I was surprised, but not annoyed by you winning. It's in light of recent events that has made me suspect, and if not for this thread, I never would of posted anything. Since you're all about the facts, care to list how many clients got extra perks in exchange for good reviews to help you drum up business? You didn't comment on that part of my post.

rossedm34 said: You forgot about my "It seemed that" bit, and an admittance that I didn't go back and count posts. Remember? You quoted that bit. And I stand by what I say, Sure, you might not of literally posted in the poll thread, but I recall you were posting the shit out of the boards in general. Especially in comparison to the other nominated ladies. I still think that the "Aw shucks" bunny persona matched with visibility lead to your of that nonsense poll. I thought the poll was fun, and I was surprised, but not annoyed by you winning. It's in light of recent events that has made me suspect, and if not for this thread, I never would of posted anything. Since you're all about the facts, care to list how many clients got extra perks in exchange for good reviews to help you drum up business? You didn't comment on that part of my post. Click to expand... I didn't think I needed to point out that you had not counted what was not there at all ...as in how active i had been IN THE POLLS to quote you. And btw, whether or not the other nominated ladies choose to or have time or ambition to 'post the shit out of the boards in general' is really not anything I should consider when I do what I do. I mean ...you've got 178 posts since late 2008 compared to others who have over a thousand or 3. Is it important that you all participate the same amount? If these ladies do not have the time or the desire to participate as much as I do it's no fault of mine, nor did my level of participation begin around the vote. If you care to take a look at my posting history you will see that I have always "posted the shit out of the boards in general". If there are a high number of posts by me at the beginning of July that is because it was my birthday. There were two birthday threads written. I am courteous and I reply. There were 2 (errr, if not 3 new reviews within that same week) again, I replied as I have always done. Then if you continue to look into July you'll see that I took 2 weeks off completely from posting during the time the vote was taking place ...GUESS WHY? Because I knowingly did not want to smear the boards with the bunny in an effort to avoid looking like a campaign freak. Go on ...look at my posting history from July 21st on. Don't forget that my posting history goes way back and has always been active btw. How many clients got extra perks in exchange for good reviews? I always offer a beverage of choice/ I don't want anyone settling for coke when they love cream soda or rye when they love red wine. I offer outfit requests. Are these the kinds of perks you are talking about? If so by simple breakdown I guess all of my clients get perks hoping for a good review which in turn will bring in new clients. ...that's why I started doing the little extras, because really, when selling what we sell I considered "how do I stand out a bit". I figured it out and I did it. As for a list of clients who receive these perks ...that would be everyone. As for 'in exchange for a good review? ZERO. A great many of my clients on the board have never reviewed me and I fully respect that. I don't expect a review, not ever. You are referring to HB of course and my gift to him. The review was his form of 'payment'. Check back around the time he visited and look at all the drivel he was writing about 'not having any pooning money because his wife had taken over his wallet'. He carried on about not getting any action and ...he made his way to my doorstep 3 times with sad eyes and the tale of how he couldn't afford to see me. He sent me a message saying 'I sure wish i had the funds to spend my birthday with you' ...I offered him the session. Yup! First visit. I mean, he had been in 3 times to see me so he must be interested in coming in as a client, let's give the poor broke bastard with the nazi wife a break and take a leap of faith and give something to him because he's just so so sad. He asked me what he could bring to compensate somehow (not $) He asked if there was something he could do. He told me that he would not accept my offer of the gift session unless he felt he had made some kind of payment. He offered the review. He had his session, he wrote his review and that was that. So again ...Zero clients "got extra perks in exchange for good reviews, hell he could have had a horrible time and written a bad review because I never even discussed that it had to be a good one if he did it. One client, HB, got a free birthday session because I felt sorry for him but it was about an attempt to make him feel better by doing something nice. (I do have the pm's of the communication leading up to the event btw) I give a birthday session to ALL of my clients who are regular in sharing sessions with me. I have clients who see me 2 times a week ...some 3 times a week ...I have clients who see me once a month, twice a month, every other month ... and I have clients who see me once or twice and never again like Dark_Knight earlier this year. You see, if his birthday was next week I would not be offering him a birthday session because he's not a constant regular. I get to define who gets the birthday sessions based on the number of times I've known a client to visit. This is rather funny and sad actually because Digger33e had only seen me once before his birthday but, you see, I follow my heart in many cases and with a gut feeling that he would remain a client I gave him his birthday session on his 2nd visit. If I was not able to afford this I would not do it. The way I look at it is if a client is seeing me 40 times a year, 20 times ...or sees me 6 times in one month prior to his birthday ...I offer this gift as a way to say thank you for their support and whether or not they ever come back after that is not something for me to worry about. When I give thanks I expect nothing in return. Digger's birthday was special. Some of you are impossible to please you know? In one breath you bitch because "it's all about the $$" then when someone takes the initiative to offer a thank you ..a once a year special on their birthday you bitch about that too. its the teeniest way for me to say thank you for supporting me in life. This is how I raise my son. Every other industry on the planet offers specials and incentives, give aways and prizes ...this is called marketing. It's a good way to show appreciation and a great way to market ...promote ...advertise ...remember, it's a business after all, I just do what I can to make things more human and personal while doing the business that I do. What's truly priceless is that I have never advertised that I do this. By you pushing and pushing and pushing you've allowed me to advertise this. Um, Thanks?

Oneballman said: JESSICA ... How you do'n(voice of Joey from friends)FREE birthday session ... Very tempting ... HELLO Click to expand... Giggles (let it sound like Phoebe from Friends) ... When's your birthday? Oh and ...did you figure out the Avatar thing? LOL BunnyHugs Jessica

Oneballman said: I get the feeling everyone is worried about offending someone...hmmm...that said...Dark Night you are obviously not a fan of Jessica's...but thanks for stepping up with the info. Click to expand... I actually bear no malice towards her. I have seen her for a session (yes I paid for it). I had a pleasant time. I would have repeated, but I went on holidays and when I returned, she seemed to have forgot who I was... No biggie... I just wanted people to be aware of things in this instance... ps It is Dark Knight

so, is JPR really banned, or is she playing the "Banned under the custom user title" manoeuver? why don't we ALL change our Custom User title to "Banned", and try to figure out who's really banned or not?

Peaceguy said: I revealed my PERB handle Click to expand... What a chicken shit way of trying to get a good session from an sp. Almost sounds like blackmail.