Melania documentary = Sex in a theater fantasy?

avatar chuckanut 2026-01-29 01:11

OG dropping in to say hi, and throw something fun out there. Now I've had bjs and handies at the movies over the years, but never the full deed. For those wanting to partake without prying eyes, a golden opportunity has arisen. I present the new Melania documentary. Those theater rooms will be deserted and you and your "date" can get your groove on. Hell you could change seat locations as many times as you change fucking positions. Wonder how many adventurous SPs would be down for this? 😂 Enjoy, Chuck [1.png]

avatar Bang4thebuck 2026-01-29 03:17

Ignoring Melania to bang a sex worker is exactly what DJT would do too lol

avatar nopey 2026-01-29 03:43

I would be very disappointed if I looked over at the screen and saw The Donald and it spoiled the mood for Jr.

avatar jgg 2026-01-29 06:04

Bang4thebuck said: Ignoring Melania to bang a sex worker is exactly what DJT would do too lol Click to expand... I don't think Melania is letting the orange puke fuck her.

avatar Bridge 2026-01-29 06:09

A sort of cinematic mile high club.

avatar jgg 2026-01-29 06:16

It's been done already.

avatar masterpoonhunter 2026-01-29 17:03

One of the reviewers who watched it said something like: "it was like walking on lego while having explosive diarrhea"

avatar nan 2026-01-29 20:28

I heard somewhere that there are people who worked on this "film" and don't want to have their names in the credits.

avatar chuckanut 2026-01-30 04:23

masterpoonhunter said: One of the reviewers who watched it said something like: "it was like walking on lego while having explosive diarrhea" Click to expand... Best review I saw from someone at Variety. "If they screened it on a flight, people would still try to walk out."

avatar chuckanut 2026-01-30 04:24

nan said: I heard somewhere that there are people who worked on this "film" and don't want to have their names in the credits. Click to expand... 2/3 of the NY crew made that request. 😂

avatar oldshark 2026-01-31 22:36

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avatar Bang4thebuck 2026-02-01 02:40

oldshark said: View attachment 152115 Click to expand... I'm more curious about what's underneath the covers. Seems like she is to Trump what Ghislaine is to Epstein... she plays the part of a dumb gold digger who hates her husband well but there's definitely more to the story.

avatar Cock Throppled 2026-02-01 16:13

The documentary is projected to earn around $8 million in its opening weekend in the US and Canada, marking the strongest opening for a non-concert documentary in over a decade.

avatar carvesg 2026-02-01 16:37

If the Housewives of whatever and the Kardashians have a market ...we shouldn't be surprised to witness a very small percentage of the population willing to go and seat somewhere for 2 hours of mind numbing stupidity. Hopefully Melania will prove us wrong with that new legislation she's working on... nothing specific so far I heard

avatar oldshark 2026-02-01 16:56

Cock Throppled said: The documentary is projected to earn around $8 million in its opening weekend in the US and Canada, marking the strongest opening for a non-concert documentary in over a decade. Click to expand... Yah, I am sure that the MAGA leaders will make their people go to the movie to show solidarity. Reminds me of Christian rock.

avatar westwoody 2026-02-01 17:21

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avatar UhOh 2026-02-01 21:04

The administration is buying tickets to give the illusion people are interested

avatar masterblaster 2026-02-01 22:09

All of a sudden the maga morons are calling it a documentary instead of a movie to make its flop at the box office more palatable. Changing its name won’t make it any less of a piece of crap.

avatar sexpanther69 2026-02-01 22:36

Cock Throppled said: The documentary is projected to earn around $8 million in its opening weekend in the US and Canada, marking the strongest opening for a non-concert documentary in over a decade. Click to expand... Funny how it was being promoted as a movie and now all of a sudden it's a documentary.... Bezos also paid 40million, with 70% (28mill)of that goin to Melania, and then $35+mill to promote it.... 28million to make whats being labelled propaganda Talk about flop

avatar Cock Throppled 2026-02-02 06:38

masterblaster said: All of a sudden the maga morons are calling it a documentary instead of a movie to make its flop at the box office more palatable. Changing its name won’t make it any less of a piece of crap. Click to expand... Did you not notice the title of this thread? Documentaries are movies. Do you actually know what a documentary is? And you're criticizing a film you haven't seen, based on the subject, so you'd hate it no matter how good it might be.

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