Phone Girl?

Hi! Does anyone need (or know who does) anyone that needs a phone girl/receptionist? Let me know! Thanks! [:)]

No, but I'll give you $100 to hump you. Beats sitting in some dumb chair all day waiting for the damn phone to ring.

Ms Luv escorts needs one!! www.msluv.com [:)]

what if..... Hey mustang, what if she is an ugly beast? Maybe offer $50 with an incentive bonus?

You're both terrible. What's wrong, boys? can't get laid?

gettin' laid is the easy part Nawww, gettin' laid is the easy part....it's all the f'ing chit chat that you have to go through....you know, pretending to be interested in her life etc. Wayyyyyyy easier to pay a few bucks for a good lay.....after all, whether we spend the cash on dinner and drinks, we are still paying for it!!!

Ilovethemall said: Hey mustang, what if she is an ugly beast? Maybe offer $50 with an incentive bonus? Click to expand... good thinking.

BabyBelle said: You're both terrible. What's wrong, boys? can't get laid? Click to expand... Shouldn't you be digging around in back lanes looking for used cardboard boxes?

I already got brand new ones.. They were brought right to me [;)]

if we....... If we brought boxes could we have been..........rewarded?

You'll never know, now will ya? [;)]

Thanks BabyBelle, I sent her a message already [:)]

No problem, girl.

BabyBelle said: You're both terrible. What's wrong, boys? can't get laid? Click to expand... It's tough. So few women into casual sex, so many men. No wonder guys giveup trying or go gay. We have to compete with the lesbos too. But if desperate enough we losers might be able to pickup some ugly or a granny. And she might appreciate us a lot & try hard to please. This might be preferable to a headcase hellish hotie. For women sex is easy, anytime they want it. But most are more interested in relationship/love/commitment/fun. If the guy gives her all that first, he might get the sex that he wants & needs. If the female gave him sex first & often, she might get what she wants.

Wow there is a lot of anger in this room [:(]

They're just bitter old farts with a bad case of MSB [;)] Just ignore them, babe.

Help out the stupid... What's MSB....?

hehe major sperm build up

lenny said: But if desperate enough we losers might be able to pickup some ugly or a granny. And she might appreciate us a lot & try hard to please. Click to expand... Who's fault is that? After all, women are much more likely to go with an unattractive, or much older man who precisely appreciate her more, and have a lot of $$$. Remember, women live longer than men, so the sex ratio swings towards more women as age increases. Of the fewer remaining men, most of them want to have sex with younger women. Hence, younger women are in greater demand, but the demand for older women is much lower. But they wind up holding most of the assets, because they outlive their spouses (especially since women tend to marry older men, in addition to the longer lifespan). Just suck it up and show granny a good time, Lenny.