Pooning While Biking

Have been biking through the winter a bit, but now the weather is finally better, it's full-on. Sometimes the urge strikes while out, so was wondering if any of the AMP's have enough space to bring in a bike? Ain't no way I'm leaving my expensive ride out for an easy junkie score. Have any of you biked to a shop?

I’ve done it many times. It’s never been a problem.

I love going for a rip on a nice day. I avoid local haunts because my bike has unique paint. Jenny laughs when I show up at Jenny spa and park in the back, straight pipes, kinda loud. Last year I rode to Kelowna and had a great session there. I leave my bike outside wherever I go. There are 2 stickers and a theme to the paint that suggest that people who value their fingers and their lives don’t touch. I avoid downtown because of noise tickets and Richmond because I value my life. For long rides or in chilly weather I wear chaps, some day I want to ride in just chaps, pull up to an MP and go get laid just like that. After an hour long ride or so there can be residual vibrations, great during bj’s.

Banged_Up said: For long rides or in chilly weather I wear chaps, some day I want to ride in just chaps, pull up to an MP and go get laid just like that. Click to expand... Assless chaps? [IMG_0345.jpeg]

I think we may be talking about 2 different kinds of biking in this thread…

Jack Layton rode a bike to the AMP and was caught naked by the cops while insisting nothing happened. Made me vote NDP that one time. Most relatable politician in decades.

milemiles said: I think we may be talking about 2 different kinds of biking in this thread… Click to expand... For bicycles many people will let you wheel it in. There is valet bicycle parking at Victoria City Hall, which is great. For motorbikes love Uncled’s easy rider idea!

milemiles said: I think we may be talking about 2 different kinds of biking in this thread… Click to expand... Yes. I was asking about a human-powered bike.

Never bicycled to a incall, or shop. But do,did the street aplenty. Ah, the daze of working between 2 dumpsters, with the bike's light adding some illumination

I totally misunderstood this thread. I thought it meant literally pooning on a bicycle.

Its really hard to fuck on a bike, mechanical or ice driven one... If its moving its impossible.

Tsubame said: I totally misunderstood this thread. I thought it meant literally pooning on a bicycle. Click to expand... This is an actual product you can buy - a bicycle seat with built-in vibrator. Makes a great Valentines Day gift. [IMG_0346.jpeg]

80watts said: Its really hard to fuck on a bike, mechanical or ice driven one... If its moving its impossible. Click to expand... Cargo Bikes??

Internal combustion engine, eg motorcycle....

So the girl has to run beside you to give you road head? Sounds too difficult

Uncled said: This is an actual product you can buy - a bicycle seat with built-in vibrator. Makes a great Valentines Day gift. View attachment 160160 Click to expand... Great present for a stationary exercise bike in your home... PS, close the drapes and turn up the boom box to cover the sound you make....