Favourite quote from an SP

"You don't sweat much for a fat guy."

My favorite is "Your cock fits me perfectly. Not to long, not to short, just right."

"Keep it. I should be paying you" Genuinely didn't know what to say after that.

Big_Guy_Rye said: "Nice Cock" .... which is weird to me, since I'm not exactly packin' a 12" thunder-cock here. I think it's a decent size 'grower'.... so I often get confused if she's humouring me, or I'm just lucking out with ladies who prefer a humble-bundle. I've heard this come from a few ladies too.. so I must be doing something right... Click to expand... Why do guys think we LOVE huge demonic cocks that fit in none of our holes? It doesn't have to be big and large to be nice. In fact, I prefer average to small as it allows for more ease and freedom of movement, if I can put it that way!

Petite escort... "you're not putting THAT in me are you??" Me... "🤷‍♂️Huh?? 🤷‍♂️What!? That's just to hang my clothes" Some context, was pulling out a special hanger from my SP utility bag to hang my clothes when she said that🤣🤣

- "Can I wash my panties on those abs?" - "If we weren't using a condom, I think you would've given me triplets." - "Fill me up daddy." - "what the fuck?! your cock is not asian" - "come on my face...it's good for my skin."

"Your dick fits so perfectly inside me."

First SP: "Oh my god, how did you do that?" (after making her cum) Different SP: "That was the best orgasm this year ..." *checks the date on her phone*. "Yup, definitely the best this year!" (It was just after Christmas).

I get a lot of you’re so clean , which. I take as a positive . You smell good isn’t uncommon . Most memorable was your dick is the perfect size , She didn’t mean I am big . She just meant not too big not too small , and just the right fit for her . Again I took it as a positive. I’ve received a handful of merry Christmas and happy new yrs messages from a few ladies on what’s app over the last few years which I was touched by .

I guess the real question is anything positive if you can tell what was fake and what was not Reading some of these, though it’s pretty funny

TheBellaRoseXo said: We have the thread about insults from an SP (le cry 😭)… Genuinely curious: Is there something that stands out as a positive quote you can’t forget? 👀 Click to expand... Hey Bella - how about some of your favourite quotes from some of the gents? 😉

Okanaganguy1985 said: I guess the real question is anything positive if you can tell what was fake and what was not Reading some of these, though it’s pretty funny Click to expand... I don’t believe half of the humble brags in this thread. [:unsure:]

Uncled said: I don’t believe half of the humble brags in this thread. [:unsure:] Click to expand... Only half [;)]

phool said: I just answered this on another board but I had one girl (from an agency in GTA) recently just go absolutely HAM with the dirty talk, right out the gate. A few notable quotes: Within seconds of entering the incall she says, "I'm so fucking horny I'm going to fuck the life out of you, just so you know." She wasn't lying. "Daddy, stretch my throat for me," while on her knees in front of me. When she gags I pull out and she frowns and says, "Don't stop, it was so fucking good, I need a dick like this to train my throat." Ok, you're the boss. "Fly your plane into my twin towers" she says while extending her legs and pointing her toes to the ceiling. I laugh and she flashes me a deadly serious look so I grab her ankles and crash into her until my legs give out. "I haven't had cum in my mouth in a a couple days, I need you to fill me up." And if it wasn't clear enough, she adds, "if you don't cum in my mouth, I'll never see you again." Obv I obliged. "Choke me and tell me to come for you." I do as instructed and she squirts all over the bed. Then she says, "Oh, I'm so embarrassed, I squirted everywhere," and grabs my hand to make me feel her wet thighs and pussy. Absolutely sopping. Click to expand... If you don’t mind, who is this SP?

Elite2234 said: If you don’t mind, who is this SP? Click to expand... Abby from DD agency in GTA

MB Mod said: Only half [;)] Click to expand... Dear Penthouse,...

"If your friends with Take8easy..ill throw this chair at you"

My best friend is in town, you want a threesome?

while one sp whom I had gotten to know kind of well but never discussed my handle , Was cleaning up in the bathroom post fun , She says to me casually , Hey I met white ninja yesterday 😳😯

"The best decision I've made in my life was to monetize my sluttiness" I appreciated the honesty.